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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 7/30/2008 11:19:00 AM :

       Way Back Machine

Contest of Champions 1-3

Y’know what this is? The first ever “Limited Series” from Marvel Comics, a sprawling tale of such cosmic proportions that it requires three entire issues of its own free-standing series to tell! I pity the reader who missed these books on the spinner rack, because none of the other books from Marvel‘s line referred to the series in their own storylines that summer. Unreal!

Simpler times. Hope everyone out there is enjoying reading their super-decompressed, eight issue, one-ply toilet paper called Secret Invasion and it’s eleven weekly crossovers. This baby I’m reading here may one day grow up to be Hitler, but he sure is a cute little fella.


The series features comic book plot #17: two superbeings are assembling teams of the mightiest heroes on Earth to fight on their behalf over a cosmic prize. The Earth is held hostage, and beneficial rewards are offered to motivate the separate teams to fight. The Grandmaster and a mysterious hooded being do the choosing, and…

Behold, the roll call of the mighty: Talisman! Shamrock! Blitzkrieg! Le Peregrine! Defensor! Er… you haven’t heard of any of those characters? Ah, well.

The editors apparently decided that it would be absurd if every superhero in the world was a white guy from New York; a wise notion, except they hadn’t bothered to create more than a handful of foreign characters in the preceding twenty years, so they had to invent a bunch just for this series. As a result, the benefit of an interesting multiethnic cast is tempered by the fact that you’re getting shortchanged by not seeing many of your old favorites appear in the series, which is presumably the point of a gathering like this. It would have been understandable if these characters had gone on to be used in other series’, but I don’t believe that happened. To be fair, I love one of these newbies: five brothers from communist China that merge into a single being known as The Collective Man, with the ability to draw on the power of his entire race. That’s right-- he’s as strong as every Chinese person on the planet. Okay, he’s definitely in, but he should have fought the Hulk instead of Sasquatch.

Cliched plot, mixed bag of characters… the true joy of this wonderful series is seeing John Romita Jr. drawing just about everybody at my own personal favorite point in his career (I believe he would have been helping to introduce the Hobgoblin over in Amazing Spider-Man right about now). Whether they get in on the big fights or not, everyone imaginable wanders through the panels. Triton, Namor, and Stingray rub elbows, and we see the earliest recorded meeting of the Illuminati. Just don’t think too hard about how all these heroes from every different time zone were all abducted while they were in costume and enjoy the parade of JR Jr. superhero dustups. A few examples:

Daredevil fights dirty against the Marvel Universe’s #1 badass, Iron Fist. Danny Rand was one of my favorite characters from this era, and he would have been able to clean Murdock’s clock if the fight hadn’t been interrupted. More conclusive is Iron Man, Arabian Knight and Sabra clobbering Captain Britain, (the Savage) She-Hulk and Defensor.

One of the coolest set pieces I’ve ever seen in a comic comes in issue 3 of the series, as the Black Panther battles Wolverine amidst the terracotta army statues which were discovered guarding the tomb of an ancient Chinese emperor a few decades back. Too bad this takes place in such a crowded comic; the idea deserves to be explored a bit more. Sadly, Wolverine’s star was on the rise at this point, so he is the winner of the tussle.

Next up, a couple teams featuring Blitzkrieg, Storm, Captain America, and Shamrock (and the aforementioned Collective Man, putting the hurt on Sasquatch) mix it up in a jungle setting. Shamrock’s “luck o’the Irish” powers get the better of Cap, but Storm sensibly pastes her German opponent.
The Grandmaster and his pawns ultimately win the game, but his opponent is revealed to be Death, so the outcome is rigged against him. His goal was to bring his dead brother, The Collector, back to life, and Death grants his wish for that opportunity-- by exchanging his own life force. We readers were given a similar dubious outcome with this series; a great idea for a wonderful limited series, which would one day grow into many-headed monsters like Civil War.

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Monday, July 21, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 7/21/2008 10:31:00 PM :

       Way Back Machine 101, pt. 4

Fantastic Four 48-50

There’s simply no excuse for missing this one. If we assume funny books are actually a valid art form, then this story is our Mona Lisa, our Citizen Kane, our Sgt. Pepper-- our Da Vinci Code. Everything comics are capable of communicating, their grand cosmic scope and subtle human experience, is distilled into the wonderment which is spread over the three issues which are commonly called “The Galactus Trilogy.”


It wasn’t until these issues came out in Masterworks form that I was able to read the story as originally presented. I first saw it in one of those oversized treasury editions that Marvel used to put out, and assumed I had a heavily edited version of the story; the page count of the Fantastic Four’s first encounter with Galactus and the Silver Surfer only came to about enough to fill two comics, not the three which must have comprised the “trilogy.” I was both right and wrong; the first half of issue 48 is actually the conclusion to a long-running Inhumans storyline, while the back half of issue 50, after Galactus has left, is all subplot and character development as Johnny Storm moves off to college and a new villain is introduced hatching his plans. So, yeah, I had about an issue’s worth of pages trimmed from that treasury, but all the Galactus material was fortunately intact.


Stan suggested to Jack for the plot, “the F.F. fight God,” and Jack sent back pages of omens and signs presaging the arrival of a prophet, all the trappings of a classic myth set in modern day New York City. Here’s what our heroes witness upon their return home from their adventure in the Hidden Land: the skies turned to fire as the people panic in the streets. Soon the fire turns to a sea of stone hiding the sky, and we later learn this is the work of the Watcher, who is trying to conceal the planet from the figure approaching from deepest space on the back of a silver surfboard.


The Watcher’s efforts fail, however, and the stranger from the stars (who looks strangely like a hood ornament and whose ridiculous form of transportation Jack actually manages to sell to us, he’s that good) sends a signal back to the stars he traveled from. Too late, the Thing clobbers him from his perch atop the Baxter Building, sending him flying over the rooftops of the city. The damage has been done, however, as a wonderful Kirby spaceship collage presages the arrival of the big G.


The cool thing about Galactus is, he’s not a villain. He needs to eat to survive, he’s just a being of such a higher order than we mere humans that he doesn’t view us as being worth consideration. Most humans don’t get worked up over the morality of a chicken sandwich (besides vegetarians, obviously), and we’re closer to chickens than Galactus is to human. Rather than a villain, I view Galactus as an analogy to our own strip-mining, oil-guzzling, toxic waste-dumping selves, stripping away all the resources of a planet without any consideration for the cost. Stan and Jack’s depiction in issue 49, as related by the Watcher, seems to back that up:


So, the FF are facing their most desperate battle with the fate of the entire world on the line… and losing. Galactus is just way out of their league, and all their powers add up to a goose egg for the chances of Earth’s survival. Salvation instead is going to come in the form of a blind sculptress named Alicia Masters who takes in the Silver Surfer, still dazed from the Thing’s attack. His encounter with her and the conversation they share awakens all the sentimental old humanoid feelings the Surfer harbors somewhere inside that shell, and he decides he can’t let a planet full of people like her get reduced to dust.


The Watcher, meanwhile, has sent the Human Torch on an errand. Flying through a Clarke/Kubrick-style space warp, Johnny Storm arrives at the home of Galactus, a Mobius-strip space station chock full of scientific wonders beyond human ken. Somewhere on this vessel is an artifact which might help the humans in their fight against Galactus. But the Torch isn’t going to find it and return in time…


…unless Galactus’ former loyal servant turns on his master and buys some time. He ultimately fares just as poorly as everyone else-- he’s fighting with power given to him by Galactus to begin with-- but manages to hold the line long enough for the Human Torch to materialize and hand over to Reed Richards a doomsday device called the Ultimate Nullifier.


The nullifier is a weapon capable of wiping out everything in existence, Big G included. Mister Fantastic threatens to eradicate the cosmos if Earth isn’t spared, and Galactus falls for the bluff, packing up his world crushing machines and leaving-- but not before dealing out some heavy handed punishment to his former herald, stripping him of much of his power and imprisoning him on Earth.

I really envy those readers who encountered these stories and their contemporaries when they were newly minted. Imagine picking these issues from the spinner rack in a mom and pop store and encountering these characters and concepts for the first time; those silver age books were buzzing with wonder and discovery. How long has it been since we were given a new Galactus, or Inhumans, or Savage Land, or Negative Zone? I find a lot of faults with modern comics, but really, I'd shut up if they weren't simply boring.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 7/15/2008 12:25:00 AM :

       Way Back Machine 101, pt. 3

Another book you had better have already read:

Uncanny X-Men #137

Remember the sequel Charles Dickens wrote to A Tale of Two Cities, wherein we discover that Sidney Carton had another look-alike whom he hypnotized into believing was the barrister, and it was this unknown stranger who went to his death in place of Charles Darnay at the end of the novel while Carton sought refuge for a few years in America? You don’t remember that? Maybe because Dickens didn’t write it because it’s a STUPID FRIGGIN’ IDEA.


Do I sound a little bitter about something? Maybe so. Everyone’s got their favorite run of a series ever; for some it’s the Lee/Kirby FF, for others the Miller Daredevil. For me it’s the Claremont/Byrne X-Men, which I discovered just before the Dark Phoenix storyline was starting to come together. Here’s the quick version: the X-Men are coming off from a desperate battle with the Hellfire Club when one of their own members becomes overwhelmed and driven mad by her own power. After a harrowing couple encounters and the death of an entire alien world, Professor X has managed to contain the Phoenix entity within Jean Grey’s mind-- only to have the entire team whisked away by aliens to answer for crimes committed by Jean while she was under the influence of the Phoenix. The X-Men must battle an outer space version of the Justice League to protect their friend from a death sentence-- and get their butts soundly kicked, until the Phoenix force busts loose again and crushes everyone. Jean asserts her humanity long enough to realize those around her will never be safe from her power, and chooses to kill herself to protect those she loves.



Hey, is that...? Yeah, it is. Moving on...
This story, culminating in a heartbreaking farewell between Jean and Scott Summers, made ten-year-old Craig cry (I was a sensitive lad). As with the previous post, death was still a rare occurrence in comics (by 1980, Gwen Stacy was still the only precedent and resurrections hadn‘t become commonplace; I don’t think Elektra had even bit the dust yet) and still had a huge impact on the readership, and this remains my favorite comic story ever-- except, oh yeah…

…someone later had the brilliant notion to tell us it was a look-alike that got killed so they could sell a book called X-Factor and suck all the resonance out of one of the most emotionally powerful comic stories I’ve ever read. Thanks.

I really, really, loved this series back in the day. The X-Men were a colorful crew with varied personalities, not a uniformly brooding and nihilistic bunch as they later became. My favorite was Nightcrawler, the guy who had every reason to be bitter about his ticket from the genetic lottery but was actually the lighthearted optimist of the group. This new band of mutants was as multicultural as the bridge of the Enterprise yet fit together like a family more than any other group I read about. Then, of course, there’s Wolverine…


Wolverine was the ticking time bomb Cyclops always struggled to keep in check, not the sage-like ronin badass Claremont later decided he should be. His persona was entertaining but not yet overbearing, being balanced by the rest of his teammates. And oh, yeah, he didn’t have a healing power making him a boring one-note caricature.

Logan first appeared in Hulk #180-182 before moving on to Giant Size X-Men #1, then Uncanny X-Men #94. The words “healing factor” are casually dropped into a conversation by Claremont in issue 142. Imagine, if you will, Stan Lee suddenly declaring in issue number 52 of Amazing Spider-Man that the title character had always been able to talk to spiders. This reference to Wolverine similarly came out of left field a couple years after I had become familiar with the character; previous issues had shown him in as much physical danger as the rest of the group. He sports stitches in one issue, refers to being “black and blue for a week” after a fight in another… It’s worth noting that the element that was blown way out of proportion and turned Wolverine into the most annoying character of the past several years was a late addition by Claremont, shortly before Byrne (who was frequently listed as “co-plotter” during the best parts of the series) made his exit.
How good was the Claremont/Byrne X-Men series? Well, it propelled the mutant books through years of lameness to follow. If we disregard every X-Men story that later ripped off the Dark Phoenix issues or the Days of Future Past two-parter, I think we’d be left with about two dozen comics and half a movie.
*yes, I know Claremont and Byrne had intended Jean Grey to live through this issue but were overridden by an editor who insisted she die. The story still packs a huge whallop and shouldn't have been revised.

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Monday, July 07, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 7/07/2008 02:41:00 PM :

       Way Back Machine 101, pt. 2

More comics that should be required reading for anyone that likes comics:

Every now and then I mention a book that wasn’t actually mine back in the day, but I only got to experience vicariously from the neighbor kid’s collection. This one was the most painful to have so close yet always out of reach; only when I was very lucky was I allowed to flip through the pages of Amazing Spider-Man #122.


I’m about to commit heresy with this next sentence: While Miller and Moore wrote some incredible stories with Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns, they didn’t actually bring anything new to the table. All the credit they get for deconstructing the superhero concept and bringing darker, more adult themes to comics-- well, Stan Lee got that ball rolling in 1961 at Marvel, and it peaked right here. I hadn’t yet entered kindergarten when this book blew me away with it’s very adult depictions of drug use, murder, grief and single-minded revenge. By the time the Punisher was introduced in this title seven months later the pendulum was swinging back to tamer, more family-friendly fare, but for a few years culminating with this very issue the Marvel universe had been a pretty dark place.

Starting with the most prominent point: a character who had been a major part of the series for many, many years has just died! The book opens with Spider-Man holding Gwen Stacy’s broken body atop the George Washington bridge while the Green Goblin circles, gloating. A modern reader wouldn’t bat an eye at this development; we’ve seen enough deaths and resurrections in these books over the years for us to be good and jaded. But this was the first time cold, hard, mortality had made a significant impact on a comic’s status quo, and it was as big a change as if Lois Lane had fallen from that bridge. Anyone care to name a major character in a comic series that had died before 1973? (I can think of one that had two different death scenes, but I’m not telling.)

Check out the background in that splash page. Gil Kane captures the dizzying height of the bridge, as well as the far-reaching depth of the city beyond. Both he and Ross Andru after him did a splendid job of creating an environment these characters moved through, rather than dispensing endless pinup shots like most modern artists; as a kid I had a sense of what Spider-Man’s New York looked like, from this infamous bridge to Times Square to Rockefeller Plaza. I was a kid living in the Midwest, but New York lived and breathed for me through the pages of these books. I can’t say that flavor is captured by any present-day book, not even the precious Gotham of a Batman comic.

Here’s my childhood hero, right after he’s handed over his girlfriend’s lifeless body to a waiting ambulance. Things go sour pretty quick with the police who want to take him in for questioning; after he swats them away, they actually empty their sidearms at him! Anyone who doubts this sort of storytelling was way ahead of the curve, let me remind you that Batman was still playing charity baseball games for Commissioner Gordon over in the DCU.

The somber tone of this issue darkens even more when Peter Parker goes to visit his best friend, Harry Osborn, in order to try to learn the whereabouts of Harry’s father, the Green Goblin. Problem is, the Goblin’s appearance was precipitated by Harry’s latest descent into drug abuse. When Peter arrives to see his pal, Harry is having a bad acid flashback and can’t offer much help. Given an opportunity to help his best friend or continue his search for revenge, Peter turns his back on Harry as he begs for help. This scene is more chilling than anything I’ve seen in any comic, ever.



(Let me add that I was hugely disappointed when the second Spider-Man movie showed Harry Osborn with a more socially acceptable drinking problem. A thirty year old comic had the stones to show a character dropping acid, but a recent movie found the issue untouchable.)

With Joe Robertson’s help, Peter tracks the Goblin to a disused warehouse owned by Osborn. The final battle ensues, which quickly evolves into the kind of one-sided fight I enjoy as Spidey gives the Goblin a thoroughly savage beating, nearly killing his foe before finding his inner hero and restraining himself. As Spider-Man promises to drag the villain to jail, however, the Goblin manages to do himself in with his own damaged glider (yeah, I bitched about this kind of “convenient accident” in superhero movies recently, but this was my first exposure to it). As Spider-Man stands over his foe’s corpse, he remarks that seeing his girlfriend’s murderer die only leaves him feeling empty, adding a layer of futility to the grief that pervades the book.


An editorial later explained the necessity of this story; after years of their on-again, off-again relationship, the characters of Peter and Gwen were in a rut, so they wisely decided to do something radical to shake up the status quo and let newer, more unpredictable storylines emerge. Up until this point, Mary Jane Watson had been painted in her infrequent appearances as a shallow, thoughtless party girl whose only function was to make (her boyfriend) Harry Osborn’s life hell. The story closes with a series of panels which offer new possibilities for this cast of characters.

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Wednesday, July 02, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 7/02/2008 01:05:00 PM :

       Way Back Machine 101

Okay, Matt throws out the Intelligence Supreme as next in line for Character Wednesday and some people don’t know who that is, which begs the question: haven’t you read the original Kree/Skrull war by Roy Thomas, Neal Adams, and the Buscemas? Sure we’ve all got our varied tastes, but I’d expect any film fanatic to have seen Citizen Kane, and there are classic comic stories that predate Watchmen that all American schoolchildren should just know about. If I say “balcony scene”, you know what piece of literature I’m referring to, right? Likewise, anyone that spends a significant amount of time in a comic store better know what it means if I say “Ant-Man running around in the Vision’s innards with some mind-boggling Neal Adams art.”

In picking out books to write about here, I’ve deliberately avoided comics that I figured everyone should already be familiar with. But for Batman Movie People and DC people who don’t look past “pre-Crisis”, maybe a few weeks of Way Back Machine 101 are in order. There’ll be a test at the end of this, and anyone caught copying Matt’s paper will be expelled.

We’ll begin with the story that got this started: Please open your DVD-Roms to the beginnings of the Kree/Skrull war in Avengers #93.


Roy Thomas had a number of subplots bouncing around the series which were finally coming together when Neal Adams came on board with this issue. The Avengers (Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Vision and Goliath*) had just been discredited for harboring the fugitive Kree alien Mar-Vell when a trio of founding members showed up and invoked a clause in their charter to disband the group. Strangely enough, those same founders show up at the beginning of this issue with no idea why the Avengers are absent, and are surprised when a mortally wounded Vision collapses in their meeting room.

We’ll learn later that the Avengers who dissolved the group were actually Skrull imposters, and the disgraced Avengers were led into an ambush by three of the four Skrulls which menaced the Fantastic Four all the way back in FF #2. But first, our heroes have to find a way to revive their critically injured android member to learn what has been happening… which brings us to the segment that makes this issue such a classic.

Turns out the Avengers have a resident android expert on staff; Henry Pym, currently sporting his Ant-Man attire, creator of the evil robot Ultron which in turn created the Vision himself. What do you do when you’ve got a sick android and a scientist that can dance on the head of a pin? It’s fantastic voyage time! Neal Adams delivers a scintillating tour through the interior of the Vision as Ant-Man runs a gauntlet of robot antibodies in that surreal environment. This segment is a deviation from the overall story, but is so incredibly beautiful it nearly steals the show from the rest of the series.


The repaired Vision leads the group to an isolated farmhouse where the ambush took place; after meeting up with the missing Goliath, the group finds themselves in combat with the aforementioned group of Skrulls disguised as the Fantastic Four. Meanwhile, Mar-Vell and obscure supporting character Carol Danvers are loose inside the Skrull hideout, where the Kree soldier decides to assemble a (potentially deadly if it fell into the wrong hands) Omni-Wave Projector to warn his people of the looming Skrull threat.


Turns out the whole scenario was an attempt to trick Mar-Vell into making the device for the Skrulls to study; Carol Danvers reveals herself to be the Super-Skrull, who clobbers Captain Marvel-- but not before he can destroy the Omni-Wave. The chapter ends with Mar-Vell, Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch taken captive by the Super-Skrull as his rocket ship blasts back to Skrull space.
The next few issues are filled with Inhumans, Mandroids, Nick Fury, Buscema brothers, and ginormous space battles until the concluding chapter brings us another milestone in comic literature: the moment the Intelligence Supreme of the Kree Empire taps the human genetic potential within Rick Jones, unleashing powers that enable him to summon a host of heroes from the Golden Age comics of his youth to clobber an army of bad guys and end the Kree/Skrull war.

*Anyone that asks how Goliath and Ant-Man can appear in two different places in the same 1972 Avengers story has to stay after class.

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Thursday, June 19, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 6/19/2008 12:29:00 AM :

       Way Way Back Machine

Hail Ditko!

My intention starting these posts was to bring out comics that I fondly remember from the spinner racks many moons ago which seem to get overlooked in discussion in the present-day; books from back before Marvel went corporate on us, yet after the oft-reprinted and very familiar silver age material. I’ve been enjoying the Steve Ditko Amazing Spider-Man issues so much while I plow through my set of Marvel DVD-Roms, though, that I thought I’d throw a little love his way.

Like I said, “oft-reprinted”; I’m reading through the discs in chronological order, all together, so I get to have some context for what was on the shelves on a given month in 1964 (I’m about to hit the Hulk’s return to monthly publication in Tales To Astonish). This means that the biggest chunk of what I’m starting with are books that I’ve read a zillion times in reprint; it won’t be until the late 1960’s-early 70’s that I hit a gold mine of stories I’ve never seen before throughout all seven discs (well, 6 actually, having read every Amazing Spider-Man at one point or another). While most of what I’m reading through is familiar at the moment, I‘ve been struck by a particular facet of the coolness of Steve Ditko.

Like Kirby, there’s little I can add to what has been said about Sturdy Steve, so I won‘t talk much before I get to the pretty pictures. Stan Lee did a brilliant job of making the character of Peter Parker and his complex supporting cast real to the previous generation of readers, and it’s good that he did-- because there was only one noteworthy new villain created in the sixty-odd issues after Ditko’s string of bizarre antagonists filled Spidey’s rogues gallery. But what’s grabbed me most about Ditko’s art this time around is this:

Those fight scenes at the end of each issue (great build up for each of these by Stan and Steve, by the way-- I actually still get excited approaching the climax of every comic) are almost always set in the most bizarre surroundings imaginable. Ditko incorporates the setting into the action to such a degree that the background almost becomes a character in the scene in and of itself! I decided to do a Ditko post so I could throw out some of my favorites:


Spidey and Doc Ock crash through a skylight-- into a sculptor's studio!



An abandoned Spanish fort in the Florida Everglades (lots of cool panels in this issue, but I especially like the shot of the Lizard coming through the opening in the ceiling)!

The Vulture flies though the interior of the Daily Bugle building!



Battling Mysterio on a sci-fi movie set! Imagine the boredom of this scene set in the present day-- crashing into a giant blue screen.

Follow Spidey through a boat while he battles Doc Ock again!

Of course, we all know Steve Ditko is brilliant, but as I started reading the series issue-by-issue this particular element of his work really leaped out at me. I’m looking forward to the Hulk series he drew in Tales To Astonish-- a rarely reprinted run I’ve never read before!

(the watermarks you might see on some of the scans are visible when you print a comic from the DVD-Rom; presumably to keep me from passing bootleg copies of ASM #1 at conventions.)

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 6/04/2008 12:33:00 AM :

       Way Back Machine

There’s a pile of bills to be paid, I’ve just undergone a huge upheaval regarding my own employment, I’ve got two kids to raise in these uncertain times, the economy is melting down, our country is waging an illegal war and torturing people in my name, an election is looming which may echo the poor outcome of the previous two, and global warming promises worldwide famine and new disease by the time my grandchildren are coming of age. What I need now more than anything else is the simple escapism of a shallow four-color funnybook! I’ll just reach into my long boxes at random and…


Ah, geez, I pulled out Warlock #11.

Adam Warlock makes the Silver Surfer look like some carefree, happy-go-lucky cosmic swinger. All the angst and overwrought philosophy Stan managed to instill in Norrin Radd would only fill a couple panels in the pages of Jim Starlin’s classic series. Twenty-odd short pages is all it takes to have the bleak meaninglessness of existence delineated for the casual reader before sending them back into the cold, uncaring universe.

An old Lee/Kirby Fantastic Four comic had a story featuring a “hive” of scientists hatching a cosmic superbeing known as “Him” out of an enormous cocoon. Him bounced around a few issues of Hulk and Thor before being renamed Adam Warlock and given his own series as a sullen and brooding galactic wayfarer. Warlock’s world was so perilous that Thanos (Marvel’s answer to Darkseid) only rated supporting character status, taking a back seat to the greatest menace… Warlock’s own inner demons.

Our protagonist had encountered a religious movement enslaving the minds of people across the galaxy; even more troubling was the discovery that the church’s maniacal leader was his own future self! It seems Adam Warlock is destined to one day become corrupted, seize power, change his name to “The Magus”, and sport an afro on his way to universal conquest. Peter David did the same thing with a Hulk storyline, but didn’t give Banner a new hairstyle as cool as this.

Thanos didn’t need the competition in the universal conquest department, so he offered to step in and help Warlock with the most obvious solution: find the critical junction of his life when he is on the path to becoming the power-crazed madman, and killing himself! As Thanos holds the Magus and his army at bay, Warlock is transported to the strange Ditkoscape of his own karmic path to isolate the pivotal moment of his own future.

Of course, the hero always finds a different alternative in the end, some brilliant inspiration to reverse the inevitable and save the day, providing everyone a happy ending, right? Right…?

Well, damn.

To add insult to injury, Warlock returns to the present after having killed his future self and discovers that in the newly revised timeline, a completely different church has filled the void left by the Magus' absence. With his own looming murder fresh in his mind, our hero can face his final days knowing his sacrifice didn’t really change anything.

Funnybook, my ass.

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Friday, May 23, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 5/23/2008 08:29:00 AM :

       Way Back Machine

This comic gave me nightmares when I was nine years old. I literally hid under my covers because of Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #28.


The villain so prominently featured on the cover is Carrion, who is no less than a flying corpse with super-powers. He represents an element of the Spider-comics that have made them my favorites since I was a kid: the mystery villain. From the Green Goblin’s first appearances to the Jackal, Green Goblin III, Hobgoblin, the Rose, to the present day Menace and Jackpot, Spider-Man readers frequently get to play a game of “guess the mystery-villain”, wherein a recurring nemesis’ shocking true identity is concealed for a number of months while the readers get to play guessing games and wager on the ultimate revelation of the villain’s identity. I really dig the mystery villains-- the Jackal story was my introduction to Spider-Man, and Carrion is an extension of that original clone story.

Amazing Spider-Man #149 ended with Parker’s college professor, Miles Warren/The Jackal, coming to his senses and sacrificing his own life after cloning everyone in sight as part of a bizarre plot to punish Spider-Man for his perceived role in Gwen Stacy’s death. Carrion haunts this series for several months before actually confronting our protagonist, and the story ultimately concludes with the revelation that Carrion is a clone of Warren that was overcooked in the lab because Warren had left the oven on before he died, full of the original model’s loathing for Parker but unaware of the Jackal’s ultimate change of heart and sacrifice. (This origin was later retconned all to hell and back, but we’ll ignore anything published after 1992.)

I didn’t know any of this yet when I read this issue; all I saw was that a friggin’ flying corpse was attacking Peter Parker! The total creepiness of Carrion’s premise and his physical appearance was bad enough, but what adds the final element of horror to the issue is that Carrion attacks Peter Parker as Peter Parker, the human side of the character the reader identifies with rather than the fantastic figure we project ourselves onto; he seems in the reader’s mind to be as vulnerable as any of us would be if a friggin’ flying corpse was attacking!


This was another of the comics that the neighbor kid owned and I only got to read when he was feeling generous. I tried tracking it down years later, only to discover that it was a tough book to get my hands on. What gives? Oh, waitaminnit…

Those scary-as-shit panels I’ve been talking about above? They happen in the final four pages of the book. The bulk of the first half is devoted to the conclusion of the previous issue’s storyline, teaming Spider-Man up with Daredevil. And hey, who’s the artist on this story, drawing Daredevil for the first time ever in his career? Yep, that’s Frank Miller. Here’s some of Miller’s first ever Daredevil story:



My fondness for the character of Carrion and the effect this issue had on me was only reinforced when I finally caught up with this issue and saw that Frank and writer Bill Mantlo had done such an incredible job of scaring the bejeezus out of me with those four pages that I thought the entire issue revolved around them.

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Thursday, April 10, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 4/10/2008 09:39:00 AM :

       Way Back Machine

I got enough cool stuff at Gem City to keep the WBM going for some time, but I’ve had this one on deck for a while so I’ll first resume my posts with:


Marvel Feature #11

This book blew my mind when I was a kid. That’s the Thing and the Hulk, right? They’re both good guys. But wait… they’re fighting each other in this issue? Holy cow, the good guys are fighting each other in this issue! And that’s the Thing and the Hulk… they’re both really strong guys! I don’t know who would win, but that would be one heck of a fight!

Okay, so time has taught us that the Hulk will beat the stuffing out of the Thing every time they have a fair fight, all the way back to their first tango in FF #25. This appearance was only their third or fourth such meeting, however, and it was a time when there was a significant turnover in the readership from year to year, so it was still something of a novelty to have these two goliaths pummeling each other. As you might gather, it was my first exposure to that wildest of concepts, the superhero battle, so this comic holds a special place in my heart.

This was the Thing’s first ever team-up book; a couple issues like this were successful enough to launch his own title, Marvel Two-In-One, a few months later. Writer Len Wein and artists Starlin & Sinnot did young Craig the following wonderful service back in 1973:


These are the panels wherein I first learned the secret origin of the Fantastic Four. This was the primer for that vital part of my education as I was first getting to know these characters and the strange world they occupied, like the comic book equivalent of a first grade history lesson about George Washington. How important is that in the grand scheme of things? Well, over three decades later I’m writing about comics on this blog, so I guess you might say it ruined my life.

(pardon the erratic image quality while I’m tinkering with a new printer/copier/scanner)

The plot is pretty simple: old FF villain Kurrgo, Master of Planet X, has gotten together with the Leader and placed a bet: each will pick a champion to battle on their behalf and the winner gets all the scientific knowledge of the loser. The thing is transported to a ghost town somewhere out west where the leader briefs him on the situation: he must get past the Hulk in order to deactivate an Ultrex Bomb, or all THREE BILLION souls on Earth will perish. (Has it only been three and ½ decades? My, we’ve been fruitful…)

But who cares about the plot? Here’s what we came for: The Hulk’s appearance here scared the bejeezus out of me when I first saw it.


Oh, god. This is wonderful. Here’s some more:


Starlin does a great job of using the props the ghost town setting has to offer as the battle rages along.

Mere words cannot describe my love for this comic. Here’s how it ends: the Thing manages to wreck the bomb, only to discover it’s a fake. The bet between the villains gets called off when it is revealed that Kurrgo is cheating by augmenting the Thing’s strength-- not that that seemed to help too much. The two protagonists get to trash a giant robot, then a spaceship blows up. The Thing is left to start walking towards home from the desert as the Hulk bounds away over the horizon.

Thanks, Len and Jim, for ruining my life with your wonderful comic.

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Thursday, January 03, 2008
 
  Posted by Craig on 1/03/2008 10:16:00 PM :

       Way Back Machine

I had intended to submit this one a couple weeks ago as a “sweet Christmas” themed post, but things were a little hectic over the holidays. My apologies. It doesn’t mean I don’t love you all, nor does it mean it’s too late to throw an old Isaac Hayes LP on the turntable and curl up with Marvel’s answer to blaxploitation cinema:

Luke Cage, Hero For Hire #5

I’ve previously written about the Power man/Iron Fist era of this series, which was where I first encountered this character. The depiction of Luke Cage in those later issues was pretty watered down, to say the least; if my eight year old self had stumbled across this issue first instead, well… let’s just say that a kid growing up in the suburban Midwest wasn’t the target market for the exploits of Mr. Cage.

Luke was the original working class super-hero; he didn’t get to fight Galactus or Doctor Doom, instead being pitted against low-level gangsters and street thugs in his earliest appearances. Like any cinematic private eye of the era, he took the jobs other superheroes wouldn’t do, no matter how undignified, to make himself the bread he needed to get by. His powers were pretty minimalist-- bullet proof and strong-- so his earliest adventures didn’t read too far outside the genre mined by Shaft or (my personal favorite) The Black Six. The criminals he battles in this issue even complain that he doesn’t fight fair, despite his enhanced abilities. Luke was a jive talking soul brother, a child of the ghetto, and only one writer could capture that voice in 1972: future West Coast Avengers scribe Steve Englehart.

No, really. All kidding aside, Englehart does a sweet job with this issue. There are a couple lines of dialogue that absolutely slew me-- like these panels:

Man, there was a time Englehart could do no wrong. I have no idea what happened to him after Reagan took office. The pencils for this issue was provided by George Tuska, who was ubiquitous for much of this decade, having excellent runs on the Avengers and Iron Man as well as this book. His figures have a fluid quality to them, like a less moody Gene Colan, and his faces are wonderfully expressive. He’s one of my favorite artists everyone seems to have forgotten about.
Our story: Luke finds himself pitted against Black Mariah, one big momma who runs a ring of fake police cars and ambulances. They pick up newly deceased persons and steal their possessions, gaining access to their homes and offices for later plunder simply by stealing the keys from the corpses. Here’s Black Mariah herself: I’ll confess I’m not too sure about this character. I got the same feeling reading these panels as I might get reading a World War II-era comic and seeing the depiction of the Japanese.

Behold Luke Cage in terrifying battle with Black Mariah herself! Remember what I said about “undignified”? Tony Stark wouldn’t be caught dead in this fight scene. Despite his earlier tendency towards fighting dirty, the future Power Man is disadvantaged by his reluctance to fight a woman. What a noble guy.

Take another look at those panels, if you can. That’s Avenger material there, baby.

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007
 
  Posted by Craig on 12/05/2007 03:43:00 PM :

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Marvel Team-Up #4

I don’t know how this book ended up in a 50 cent bin at MidOhio, but I certainly wasn’t going to argue with the guy behind the table. I remember this story from one of those oversized treasury editions Marvel used to put out back in the day before trade paperbacks. This was my first exposure to the X-Men, whose own book was in reprint at the time this issue came out; Wolverine was still a minor Hulk villain and the mutants wear their old school uniforms in the story (briefly) to reflect how they appear in their own comic rather than the Neal Adams models. Anachronistically, the Beast doesn’t appear, as he’s still in hiding rather than show his friends he’s gone all blue and furry.

I said they wear the school uniforms briefly—only when the characters are being introduced. In the next scene they show up looking like a mutant mod squad. Cyclops projects cool with his dark glasses and suit, while Iceman sports the unbuttoned-to-the-naval shirt and big medallion. Angel appears in this scene in his own suit, but throughout the rest of the book wears only a pair of dockers as he flies barefoot and bare-chested. The group rides into battle this issue in these getups, and as dated as they are it strikes me as more edgy than the leather-jacketed biker outfits they have tended to wear recently. I’d like to see them switch back to this look; Wolverine could choose between the necktie or the big medallion.

Here’s the story:

1) Spider-Man is ill, having contracted a blood-borne disease from his last dustup with Morbius, the living vampire. While tracking down a scientist who might help, he discovers that Morbius has already kidnapped the man, and gets blamed for the crime himself. Turns out the scientist is an old colleague of Professor X, who assembles his students to track down Spider-Man and rescue the missing scientist. The mutants confront the wall-crawler…

2) …and a type 7 “superhero misunderstanding battle” breaks out. Check out this handful of panels wherein every single character gets to demonstrate their powers for any new readers who aren’t familiar with them. That’s excellent storytelling on the part of Gil Kane (we can thank writer Gerry Conway for the excellent dialogue: “Use your eyes! Your eyes!”). Before the fight concludes, Spider-Man collapses from his illness and is hauled back to Westchester, where Xavier figures out that he has mere hours to live unless the X-Men can track down Morbius and create a vaccine.

1) Morbius has holed up with his victim in an abandoned building somewhere. He originally hoped the man might help cure his condition, but now he’s having second thoughts and might just open his jugular. He gives the scientist a break, choosing instead to go kill a couple muggers (his crime apparently being lessened because these were bad people to begin with). His victims cry out loud enough to draw the attention of Angel who is searching nearby, and the X-Men roar onto the scene sqealing the tires of their sports car to confront the vampire.

2) The big issue-ending fight breaks out as Morbius makes short work of the mutants and comes across as far more evil than in any other book I’ve seen him in. He gets the drop on everyone except the ultra-cool Cyclops, who in 1972 could reflect his eye beams off of mirrors to take out an enemy. Xavier probes Morbius’ mind for the location of the missing scientists and the gang makes it back to the mansion in time to develop a cure for Spider-Man.

Why have I numbered the segments in this fashion? Because that’s how a modern writer would break the story down to stretch it over four issues and rip off the readers paying for the series. This is another of those super-compressed issues that I love, an engaging, multi-layered read that makes you feel like you’ve been away for a while when you close the covers, the kind that emphasizes story content rather than giving you twenty pages of mood and atmosphere and little forward momentum. I spent fifty cents for a story a new series would charge about twelve bucks for—and I’ll wager the artist would be no Gil Kane.

I’m as happy as Spider-Man himself by the end of this story, but I can’t thank his rescuers in the same fashion he does: here he is delivering a personal message to Jean Grey. Gwen Stacy still has a few months to live over in Amazing Spider-Man, but Peter Parker is already showing a preference for the redheads.

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Friday, October 26, 2007
 
  Posted by Craig on 10/26/2007 09:15:00 AM :

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Daredevil Special #1

My disappointment at Gene Colan’s non-appearance at this year’s MidOhio Con is tempered somewhat by the fact that I did get to meet the man many moons ago, back when I was in high school. He turned up at some small show here in Columbus (this being back when MidOhio was held further nort