I'm calling this early...

You might recall that last year I promised to administer brutal punishment to anyone I saw dressed as the Heath Ledger Joker at MidOhio Con (fortunately, Tony was there to physically restrain me.) This year, I've already decided to issue a warning to this fall's candidates: anyone showing up wearing this "Wolverine Collector's Accessory" deserves whatever happens to them. Even when I was ten I would have called the guy wearing this a douchebag.
The most tragic thing about this? Most of these will likely be sold in adult sizes.