Saturday, October 08, 2005
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Posted by
Dara
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10/08/2005 10:22:00 AM
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Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. (Real Men of ge-nius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Opinionated Comic Book Website Blogger Man.
(Mr. Opinionated Comic Book Website Blogger Man!)
While other 30 year old men your age are out playing football, drinking beer, and having sex, you're typing away furiously in your basement for your blog's 4 readers about the shameful retcon of Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol by John Byrne.
(Stop inking your art with your cock, you cranky old bastard!)
You hate the wretched writing and awful art on all the X-Men series, yet you still buy all 47 monthly titles and limited series in order to rant about how Joe "Fatty" Quesada's "NuMarvel" sucks Galactus-sized cosmic balls.
(Kevin Smith called, he needs his pole felated, fatty-fatty-boom-ba-latty!)
What's killing comics? Nobody asked you, but you sure as hell aren't goiong to let that stop you from writing a 1500 word essay on the topic, O' Harbinger of Hyperbole.
(Manga is just a fad, gaywads!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Mr. Opinionated Comic Book Website Blogger Man, for when it comes to explaining the nuances of the silver age Aquaman books, you're our hero, Captain Craptacular.
(Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri)Labels: humor, Real Men of Genius
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