Hey kids, want to pretend you’re a thug? A hoodlum? A gang member?
Also, do you have sideburns you need to comb? Well then, have we got the perfect gift for you!
“ORDER NOW WHILE THEY’RE STILL LEGAL!” Because you know it’s only a matter of time before those damn liberals come for our switchblades…combs!
(From Man-Thing #20, published by Marvel Comics, August, 1975.)