In an announcement that came as no surprise to anyone (except maybe a handful of brain-dead racist assholes huffing glue behind the dumpster of a Taco Bell somewhere), flavor-of-the-month and world-class douchebag Donal Trump finally revealed that no, in fact he won’t run for President of the United States of America.
“I’ve decided that we are going to continue onward with ‘Celebrity Apprentice…I will not be running for president as much as I’d like to.”
I know, I know, big disappointment.
So as The Hairbag’s political ambitions come to an end, so too does this short-lived blog feature. Sure, after just the first 2 postings, our humble blog climbed to the top of the Google search results for “donald trump douche bag,” claiming the #1 and #2 links. But much like claiming you got to third base with your sister, it’s a dubious honor to say the least, and certainly not worthy of celebration. But at a minimum, the world got a couple of fantastically funny comedy routines at the expense of ol’ Turdhead, courtesy of Seth Meyers and none other than President Barack Obama.
So long, Mr. Trump. You may never become President of these here United States, but history will always remember you…as a worthless, self-aggrandizing, misogynistic, arrogant, vapid douche bag.