In a separate ceremony last night, PANEL was proud to present the following Bankies for the SPACE 2007 show.
The Claude Rains Invisible Man Award (Or Martha Stewart Award for Achievement in the Field of Hosting): Tony Goins
The What, No Pictures? Award: Those guys who had self-published novels at SPACE. The self-publishing revolution has gone too far.
The Please Spay Your Catboy Award: The Drunken Cat
The English are Coming Award (Spirit of ’76 Award): The Minuteman guy dressed like a colonist across from Camp Ferret. A refreshing change of pace from the big orange cat.
The Attack of the Gamer’s Award: MOMO 2 for booking a video game throw down the same night as the SPACE Launch party.
The Gloeckner Award: Carol Tyler and her class for bailing out early the second day of the show. In hindsight, probably a smart move.
The Saving Face Award: Craig’s dentist, who replaced a missing front tooth on an hour’s notice the day before the show so he wouldn’t look like a character from “Monster Trucks and Baby Mammas.”
The Check Is In The Mail Award: Everyone who says, “I’m just making the rounds right now, but I’ll be back.”
The Why Have the Cow When You Can Drink the Milk for Free Award: The folks who read entire issues of Class of 2006 without buying a copy.
The Clearing Up Any Misunderstandings Award: Ryan Gelatin, winner of the Gem City Uncool Perv Award. Turns out his He-Man porn is not pornographic at all. Mature audiences yes, but not porn. Thanks for the copy of the book.
The Al Roker Forecasting Award: The weather, which finally decided to be pleasant while we were stuck inside for two days.
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